i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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