Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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