so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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