and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just googled if crying burns calories
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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