so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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