You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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