Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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