There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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