I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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