i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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