Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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