YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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