It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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