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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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