To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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