Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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