how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
