Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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