So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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