Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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Can I color on your dick again?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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