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So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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