i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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