We're like a lot better than the average bears
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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