if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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