RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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