Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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