I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
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why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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