We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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