nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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