Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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