Only a mothe r could love this liver
he shaved USA in his pubs
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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