Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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