when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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