You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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