but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
is that a dick in a sweater?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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