So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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