Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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