That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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