i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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