My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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