Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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