Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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