I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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