Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
