that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Drunk is not a location!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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