he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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