btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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