Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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