its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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