I feel like abortions should bother me more
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
tell me about the eggs
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