I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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