But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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