I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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