We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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