her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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